MENU: question archive / ask a question The Cast & Crew... Is it true that Michael Wesley-Smith spanked Meryl Cassie? Because that is what I heard happened on their tour! - Meryl, NZ Oh no! Shock horror(!)... Come on, if it's true or not, does it really matter?!? There's nowt wrong with a little spanking between two friends! But when they begin humping each other, that's the time to get worried... - Laura Why is it unnecessary that Meryl Cassie movie in with her bf Brendan? Okay I worded that one wrongly! - Meryl, NZ You are a crazy bint aren't you!?!! And anyway, if you had a fella, would you shag him at your mothers house where she could hear you moaning like a donkey gasping for breath, or would you move out and get some privacy? Hmm, maybe you'd prefer to stay at home, you kinky bitch. Personally though I'm all for moving away from the parents/family home, or chucking the parents in the old folks home and taking over the house... Either way works fine. - Laura Is James Napier having down and dirty sex with Slade? - Bill, UK You'd like that wouldn't you Bill!!! Mucky sod. Besides, the bloke who plays Slade (Matt Robinson) lives in England James Napier lives in New Zealand. Don't know about you, but I've never met a bloke with a dick that could stretch that far. So James should really stick to the locals, such as Tom Hern (Ram) or Nick Miller (Pride)... Being the dirty bitch I am, I'd put him in a three-way with both guys, click here. Looks like Nick is getting the time of his life! - Laura Just wanted to tell ya Tom Hern smokes. He smoked all during Dragon*Con last year. - Jessica, America Hey thanks for that info Jessica! Hmm, I think I'll go down to Soho and find him some nice fags when he next comes on tour in the UK... Either that or I'll buy him a pack of Benson & Hedges, but they're too bloody expensive! - Laura Who is this Brendan guy that Meryl Cassie is supposed to be dating? Do you know where any pics of him are located? - Brandi, USA I don't know, I never met the guy! But on the BB there's someone called Southern_Hawks, she's got the dirt on Brendan and the Cassies, harass her! (It'll be fun!) Oh and check this page out from her site: click here. It's got a pic of Brendan Watt, the boyfriend! He's fu*king gorgeous! Oh God, just imagine if they got married and Meryl Cassie became Meryl Watt... Or Meryl Cassie-Watt, jesus that would be bloody tragic wouldn't it! - Laura ^ ^ ^ back to top