MENU: latest questions / question archive / ask a question THE WTF PANTS COMPETITION. A PANTS COMPETITION TO WIN PANTS! I though that since there weren't many entries I'd go through them all individually, so I have done! And they're all here!!! Well, the one's where people answered the question. Here's the entries for the *coughs* fantastic competition!!! Just remember though, there are no winners, just losers. The losers who won the pants are shown last, feeling generous there were more prizes made for another two unlucky peeps... I'm pretty impressed that peeps all round the world entered!!! Right so have a good laugh at these attempts to win some underwear. I'd also like to add a huge apology to Melissa, I read your entry on the day you sent it in, (Bray-aliens... ring any bells?)... Well when I went through the list of entries again, yours had disappeared!!! But it did make an impression on me, so fill out the question form and send me your e-mail addie! You'll get something in the post! Right onwards now to the entries... Here's a recap of the question: VED AND RAM WAKE UP NAKED IN A FIELD ONE MORNING... WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE? HOW DID THEY END UP NAKED IN THE FIELD? The Losers Prize: Er, nothing. Except possible humiliation and the experience of entering a WTF competition. nika, 16to18, croatia answer: i dont know maybe there before the virus or maybe ram & ved drink too much and them don't remember what happen later i thought why ram & ved naked. *shrugs* I reckon Ram and Ved ain't been the only ones drinking, cos lord knows what she's on about!... - Laura Gittit, 16to18, Israel answer: Have no idea. BUT I SURE WANT THE PANTS! ^_^ P-: Heh heh, well your name raised a few laughs ;) - Laura Ryan M, 16to18, USA answer: Ram was feeling left out and so Ved decided to take him out for a drink. They got extremley drunk and ended up in a field to which they started making love. They didn't know what they were doing, however I think Ram did ;)...but that's a different story. Oh come on now Ryan, where's the sleaze, where's the sex, where's the scandal?!?! - Laura Sara, 16to18, UK answer: Where do you even start? Ved, in hearing that Ram is up and walking again, runs across the city in search of his masturbating master. Ram, however, has taken full advantage of his mobile state and is lying, legs entwined with that man-ho Jay. Jay is thoroughly enjoying stroking Amber's thighs and sipping a large martini. Ram shares. Ved, bursting in on his brother as he lies in bed with the love of his life, screams and grabs on to Jay. Amber holds on to Jay's... urm... hand... and Ved, in a moment of madness, punches Amber. Jay screams and throws his naked body on Amber... things conveniently fit into place and they start to have a bit of a screw. In front of Ved and Ram. Ram gets excited and starts chasing after Ved. Ved screams and tears his clothes off before running to the stables. He grabs a horse and rides (ride boy ride!) He reaches the field but the horse rears up and kicks Ved down. Ram pounces on his blond Techno and sinks his teeth around his cock... Ved passes out from loss of blood and Ram, finally overcome by exhaustion, rests his head on his stomach. (Yes, I had to be careful as there are small children wandering around behind me. But you know what I mean!) Enjoy kiddies xxx Okay... Found the sex, sleaze and scandal here! I overdid my imagination picturing this one!!! - Laura Michelle B, 19plus, USA answer: I could tell you but I'd rather show you on the video I took of it all... ... I'm still bloody waiting for the vid! - Laura Tal, 19plus, Israel answer: Ram and Ved went to the mall to arrest Amber for attempt to overthrow the technos, when they captured her she asked if there is anything she could do for them. Ram asked her to be the cover girl of his new porn magazine 'Techno's Slut' Amber agreed so they when to a field where Amber slowly began to take off the cloths first she took off her shirt twitching her nipples and licking them with her tongue then she took off her pant and panties and start to insert her finger to her twat then she goes on her hand and knees took her dildo and start arse fucking herself while all along Ved snaps photos of her, then she walk toward Ram and Ved and told them to get undressed she took between them and took both of their cocks in every hand and start strocking them until them become rock hard then Amber goes on her knees and take both of their cocks in her mouth at once when all of the sudden Ram and Ved fall unconcience, Amber stand up get dress and smile to herself, her plan of tranporting the sleep drug she had in her mouth to technos had worked and she was free to go, but since it was the seventh time it's happend she began to wonder if Ved and Ram only arrest her inorder to get blowjobs? Okay, this is the guy who's been sending me the url's for the Michelle Ang nuddy pics. Now why I am not suprised by his entry?!?!?!... And I can only imagine what you were doing while typing this one up!... - Laura Brandan, 19plus, USA answer: Ram: damn ved i told you that extasy was good ved: ram why are we naked and why does my butt hurt Ram: you dont remember the wild horse ride you gave me last night ved Ved: no ram wot r u talking about Ram: shit Ved you were running so fast threw the woods last night I almost fell off but lucky I had my ramrod in place Ved: YOUR RAMROD Ram: yup well I gotta say Ved wot happens in the field stays in the field Ved: wot but i luv cloe Ram: thats not wot you said last nite so get over here and give me a ride back to the hotel big boy Now I bet Salene would like a ride on that horse Ram, cos she just loves horses! (The dirty bitch). - Laura Femke v/d V, under16, the netherlands answer: the have drink to much VODKA. Then the werd naughty and they started to kiss. Then the put there clothes of.......... What?!? You like stopped typing at the point it started getting good. But I'll let you off cos your Under 16... Bless. - Laura Liz M, 19plus, USA answer: Don't we all end up naked in a field with someone one sooner or later? You never ask why or how, you just get up, put your clothes on, and get yourself a drink. Kinky bitch! ;) So how many times have you found yourself searching for clothes out in the wilderness? (Just curious like). - Laura Franziska S, under16, Germany answer: Ram and Ved chased Ebony and Jay but they didn't find them. So they were very angry and drunk a lot of alcohol. In the end they lay down in the field and wanted to change their clothes. But Ebony saw them and took their clothes away. That's why Ram and Ved hare naked! Alcohol and nakedness, always a perfect combination! - Laura Kelly S, under16, The Netherlands answer: We were having sex....the three of us ;) and it was good!!:P Just good? - Laura Kelly S, under16, The Netherlands answer: We had GREAT SEX the night before..... They were fighting who could fuck me first. (laugh) but it was really good. ...Oh I see Kelly, the sex was great! - Laura Kelly S, under16, The Netherlands answer: We were drinking till really late in the evening and because we were so drunk we desided to play strippoker.. and later we had sex and it was soooooooooo GOOD ...Back to good again?!?... How the hell did you manage to play stip poker in the a field!?! - Laura Adam S, under16, northern ireland answer: the day before.. ved felt like being a wee shit so he decided to malfuntion rams wheelchair, and got a video camera ready to see ram fuck up at the wheelchair.. so he watched as he got into the wheelchair and turned it on.. BOOM he went flying up in the air and banged his head off the ceiling [hehe that wud look so damn funny and retarded] so ram was knocked out. Ved, being just starting puberty and cunfused about his sexuality, dragged ram to the fields and did many sex acts to him, then did a satanic spiritual curse on him, then raped him some more, then fell asleep..while pride and amber were flying their helicopter made out of 5 twigs and a few leaves, they too felt like being wee shits so they started throwing rocks into ppls heads from way up high.. so a big rock banged on veds head making him forget what happend...and he also died of brain damage hours after he woke up... children these days.... I like the fact it's Ved taking the upper-hand over Ram. The wee shit. The only thing that don't make sense is Pride in a twig helicopter with Amber. If I were him I would have chucked that slag out the helicopter! F**king zulu-knotted bitch!!! - Laura Janine, under16, Netherlands; Oude pekela answer: There where some people who needed new clothes and so they took the clothes off Ram and Ved Oh my god, this is such a cute entry! Don't you just want to hug Janine? Bless her... Makes you wonder though, what the hell's she doing on this fuckin' site?!?! - Laura Jeroen van K, 19plus, Netherlands answer: Ram and Ved were taking a nice late night walk in the park, when they suddenly heard a big explosion from behind them. As Ram began to run around and scream like a little schoolgirl, Ved ran to an open field, picked a flashlight up from the floor and send out an SOS in morsecode. But you missed out the main point!!! HOW DID THEY END UP NAKED IN THE FIELD!?!? - Laura Natalia, under16, Puerto Rico answer: Some girls they were having sex with left them there so they wouldn't remember a thing. Oh come on! Which girls, more details. Who attended the gang bang/orgie? - Laura The Grand-Prize-Runner-Up-Losers Prize: I could only pick two winners for the pants, but I like these entries and thought they should receive something. Each win their own printed transfer to iron on somewhere! Paul, 16to18, England answer: "Lalala", Ved sings to him self while jacking off over Cloe's teddy bear. *Knock knock* (Ram walks in) "Holy fuck" says Ved and trys to pull up his pants quickly, but his 7" erect penis gets caught in his fly !Ouch!. "Holy mother fucking basterd", exclaimed ved, and he screamed in agony. Ram just laughed. Ved looked down on his now flacid penis, it was covered in blood, the site of the blood scared Ved and he fainted. Ram being stupid and not really understanding human life just presumed he was dead and decided to bury the little git in a field, while laying Ved to rest Ram (being a stingey basterd) decided not to waste a techno outfit by burying it, and undressed Ved. This is when Ram noticed Veds hot little arse, he started to feel his arse, then kiss it gently, before long his tounge was right up Veds anal channel, It tasted good. Ram was so horny and he always had a thing for dead people ever since he raped his dead mothers corpse in the kicthen. That wasnt a pretty site, lets just say blenders and middle aged vaginas dont mix!... Anyway back to the story, Ram was now having full on anal sex with Ved's body, he was just about to cum when.... Ved awoke!!! "What the fuck!?!" said a shocked Ved! They argued for a while but then decided what the fuck, and carried on all night! 7 inches!!! Come on now, that's being generous, or maybe it's wishful thinking Paul? Filthy bugger!... And since when did the anal channel/canal taste good... Unless Ved was shitting strawberry milkshake that morning... I also had to add some bloody punctuation to make this readable! That said though, I kinda liked it!- Laura Melissa, USA Lmao, I enjoyed your entry, but somehow lost it. Oh the embaressment... - Laura The Grand-Prize-Losers Prize: The Tribe Underwear!!! & A crappy CD-R with Power Rangers Dino Thunder episodes. Like I said, there's only losers here. Thea K, 16to18, The Netherlands, Winner of the Trudy pants! answer: Jay, Ram and Ved were hunting in the woods, when a tribe just came out of nowhere, they were talking to the camp, this tribe was a very sex obsesed tribe and they wanted new sex slaves. They tried out all three, and only liked Jay, so they dropped Ram and Ved, without their clothes, in a open field in front of the city where everyone could see them. End of story. PS. sorry that my english is not all that well. Simple and to the point! Has sex, intrigue and tribal shenanigans!!! And your English ain't that bad! (I only made a few corrections!)- Laura Nadin, 16to18, Germany, Winner of the Ram pants! answer: The Day before Ved got an email. It said that Ved should check some "functions" in Rams Room. So Ved was going tired and with acing legs (he had a nice standing ovation before with Cloe) to Rams Room. As nobody opened the door after knocking a thousand times Ved opened the door and went in. The whole room was dark Ved decided to put on the light but somebody was faster. In a few seconds all over the floor of Rams room thousands of candles began to burn. The whole room was smelling like vanilla roses. and in the middle of it there was a huge heart made with candles. On the inside there was a key and also a letter. Ved was shocked but also curious. Does Ram wait for Siva Java Ebony or one of the other girls he loves to invite for a "one hour secret adventure" So Ved went to the candleheart and takes the letter. It said "Dear honey I´ve waited so long for you I counct stop thinking about you since I saw you the first time. I love your blonde hair and your faboulous Body. Ved became red in face. He sighs. He had ever know that Ram like him more than the other Guys but that way? He was really flattered so he decided to go on with the letter. "Please close your eyes and go 5 meters. Just follow the candlelight. And so Ved did... After this 5 meters he stood before a huge door. How could that be.. Ved had never seen a 2. door in Rams room.. but know he understood he took the key he found in the candleheart and opened the door with it. As he opened the door he couldnt believe his eyes.. there was a huuuuge Field and in the middle of the Field was a huuuuggee bed and around the bed there was a huuuuuggeee heart also made with candles. Ved was so curious how did Ram that do? Did Ram really want Ved to come or Ebony? So her was standing there just watching at the huge bed. Suddenly two hands were laying on Veds eyes. A voice was whispering:"you are late.. Ive waited for you.." Veds heart was racing... it was definately Rams voice... Ram went on whispering in his ears:"It was ever one of my dreams to have a real adventure at a field with a younger sexy man and his little Peter. You know what I mean?" Ved was freezing... oh yes he knew what Ram means... Often he was dreaming about having sex with Ram.. just one time.. just trying.. he ever loved the magic of Ram.. and he had heard a lot about Rams magic fingers.... Ved nod his head.."Im Ready master.." he said. I will do everything you want. "Good boy": Ram whispered and lays his hand on Veds ass, gliding slow to Veds body and finally to little Ved. Both Ved and Ram were so excited. Ram grabbed little Ved and Ved screamed :"more more please" But Ram stopped. Ved looked at him with hungry eyes. Dont stop he sighs..please dont stop. Ram was looking satisfied at Ved and said:"I will go on.. but first you have to do a little favour for me..." Ved was shaking :"what what?.. I will do everything.." Ram smiled at him "I want you to fall on your knees in front of me..." and so Ved did.. "NOW: Ram said with mastervoice: Touch Ferdinand. Ved looked at Ram nervously. "Whats Ferdinand?" he asked. Ram was smiling bad at Ved and opened his trousers...under his trouser he had absolutly nothing..."thats ferdinand" while saying this words ferdinand began to grow and grow. Ved did what Ram said to him... and in this night Ved did a lot of things for Ram.. Some of these things are just to horrible to tell... In the morning both Ram and Ved were waking up.. both naked and both with a flower in the hair. They lay on the ground because the bed wasnt alive after this night.... Ram was already shaking Ferdinand and Ved was so happy but also tired and every Part of his body was aching.... Fuck knows what she's on about! But hey so much effort went into it she had to win!... - Laura Well there you go. It doesn't take much to win here does it? Laters. Feedback: Of all questions why that question? Why couldn't it be what would I do to Jack if we were locked in the hotel for a night...or two. But no...Ram Ved..crap you actually want me to think don't you...evil bitch!j/k:D - Melissa, USA You think?!? Is that possible? Oh wait. I liked your entry. I think. Bloody hell now you made me think. Evil bitch! :D - Laura WTF Got absolutely NO inspiration for naked Ved and Ram... it's sad... *cries* ...U can put this under the useless post section Thank U :D still alive btw but haven't been on the forum allot :P - Anne, The Netherlands Try the new competition out! And bloody hell, what's this I hear about dual sided DVD's for Series 1 out in Netherlands with extras such as games and shit like that?!?! Has it got a game where you can find that slag Amber a pair of pants in the mall or something? Cos I swear, the girls needs a pair! - Laura I WANTED THOSE DAMN PANTIES! - Adam, Ireland Well, it's definitely not the first time someone said that to me! - Laura YOu lost my entry...sad just sad. Oh transfer how am I supposed to get that! Oh and also Who the hell did they let write S5 because so far most of it is completely...ugh! But I have to admit Lex chained to a bed....mmmmm. - Melissa, USA I don't know... How are things sent to America these days? Maybe by post? There's still some tranfers for you somewhere! They probably won't work anymore though. Lex chained to a bed, lesbianism, pride's death, Jay's hot biceps, Slade topless, Slade's hairy chest... Oh come on now, how can you hate Series 5? - Laura ^ ^ ^ back to top