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My boyfriend wants to have sex with me!!! I'm 14 what shall I do? - Tribe and Busted fan, UK
WTF?!?! This is no friggin problem page you daft cunt! But bless, only a virgin could listen to or comprehend those caterpillar-eyebrowed-turds Busted. Well, anyhows, you have a lot of options, you can screw him, then you can screw him even more by suing the dirty bugger for underage rape (just don't get knocked up in the process! - Else you'll end up a neurotic bitch like Trudy!), you can of course choose to ditch him or alternatively give me his number, he best be fit. I'd go with the last option if I were you, but like I say, he best be fit. - Laura

Hell Yes James - Anne, The Netherlands
Uhm, yeah. So... Is that all you have to say Anne? Lady of few words... Either that or your sitting at you're computer totally pissed? Eh, the world's all f**ked up. I'm out of here, laters. - Laura

In response to your answers;
1) 'So, how long did it take to think up the name 'Meryl from NZ'?' - What? There are a lot of Meryl's in NZ!
2) 'There's nowt wrong with a little spanking between two friends!' - If he was her friend why would he want to hurt/punish her?
3) 'Would you shag him at your mothers house?' - She can't shag him anyway, they aren't married. Duh!
- Meryl, NZ

Hello, one of many Meryl's from NZ. Well Meryl sure must be a popular name! And to think there's another one in New Zealand AND that she's a Tribe fan! (You are a 'she' right? Or are you going to bitch at me cause you're a bloke called Meryl? - I apologize before hand if that is the case)... Well anyhows, that's your first point taken care of. Number two, 'spanking' in my book is part of flirtatious behaviour, spanking is affectionate and loving... You are refering to hitting or beating which is when you hurt someone you silly mare. Anyone who knows English would be able to tell the difference between spanking and beating someone up, which leads me to believe your not from NZ. Okay and finally, I hope you are sitting down for this one, believe it or not, as disturbing as it may be to your Christian upbringing (if you are one!), believe it or not Meryl, people who are not married do have sex! Everyone loves a good f**k and it would be too much hassle getting married each time you wanted one, don't you think so? And besides, it's best to know if someones a good in bed before you get married, that way you don't have to fork out for divorce costs if they turn out to be a crap shag. Oh and since I'm on tribe heaven, I might aswell do a bit of interlinking, there's an article where Meryl talks about losing her virginity, click here, and scroll down to read the articles translation. We don't all have morals like you, Meryl Cassie can shag who she likes, so get of your high horse. - Laura


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